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Hi guys and gals.

Some info has come to light that I thought you might find useful. La Isla Casino, known as the casino of choice for online slots players, is giving away a special no deposit bonus. This bonus can be collected during July 2008 and is basically a free tenner.

You can claim 10 euros, dollars or pounds when you sign up for a real player account. But you need to be referred to the casino through the popular online slots portal www.slotsonlinenews.com. Just go to the site and follow the link for the free no deposit bonus. This will take you to the casino, where you can download and install the software. When you register your self as a real money player you will have the tenner put into your account immediately. What can be better than that.

Something else of interest. Popular with online gamblers is Gamblig Online Magazine (GOM). GOM have been around for many years and provide a high quality glossy magazine with features, reviews and bonus of all thing related to online gambling. This month they have reviewed La Isla Casino on their website and given it a huge thumbs up. What´s more. If you subscribe to the forum at www.casino-forum.co.uk your name/email address will be put into a prize draw and you could win a years postal subscription for the magazine.

Give the casino and the forum a go… you have nothing to lose…. all you can do is get a free tenner and possible free subscription. Great…

Why is that an online poker room has to be separate from the online casino. You have to enter the online casino to play slots, blackjack, roulette…. you can even play some forms of poker like casino holdem, pai gow etc. But you cant play other gamblers at Texas Holdem.

It seems that at online casinos they only provide games where you bet against the house with odds that they can specify. With texas holdem you play against opponents, not the casino. The casino can take a rake from each pot to claim their percentage.

Why is it that you can´t play poker at Mansion Casino? you have to have another account at Mansion Poker to try you hand at the most popular poker game.

It is such big business at the moment. Millions of people are playing the game and the poker sites are making big money. Perhaps it is the casino software providers that are being a little awkward. You see for an online casino to have a poker room means that they have to pay the software provider more money… but why not just build the feature into an already exisiting casino, with existing players and members. surely this is the most simple and obvious solution. It would certainly make our lives easier… less passwords to remember, less accounts to fund, no need to log on and off every site when you want to switch games.

Come on, lets make online casinos more like land based casinos. Where I can walk from the craps table to the high stakes poker room and play some texas holdem with John from London without having to walk out of the building, catch a train, visit the bank, change my shirt first.

Oh yeah… a mate of mine told me this joke today…

Did you hear about the Psychic midget that has escaped from prison??

The police say there is a small medium at large.

Boom Boom… it´s the way I tell ´em.

Ciao for now

What a load of drizzle there has been over the past few weeks. No sooner have my eggs been dried by the plump spoon, they become moist again and need to be resettled. This is why the best casino games can always be taken away before the night is over. Often the casino will let the swamp die down, other, and more often times, the milk monitor will let you suckle the white fluffy goose. It is what you do best. Online games at the casino are the same as with the bread. Slices of roulette pie and poker pumpkin cake. The slots are always filled with cream when the muffin is in the wake of extra matadors.

But still, what casino games do you play online. I think personally that at the moment perhap bingo bango banjo is the most popular online gambling game that people are playing. Poker is large and many people seem to win giant catfulls of squash. But these are not really casino games…. what do you mean? Casino Games? the best ones at good online casinos are things like roulette, blackjack and craps. What can you do though when the best casino has many, many online slot games for you to play. These are the easiest and most played casino games. Video slots and Video Poker get you right by the horns and pull you to wednesday morning without even a smile.

Smiling though, is that for wimps? Do you smile at the door when it opens up to you? Some people do but not when the have a pair of kings in their hand. That is not always the winner but it gives you great odds. When all I want to do is make love to you, in a hotel, with a warm duvet. nice chocolate wraps and a large glass of micro stumbles.

So ther you have it. The casino games can be great online, but they are best when you talk a load od codswill.

The first question to ask yourself is whether or not you can actually win big money at an online casino. Average payout stats say that you probably can´t win that much… but of course not every outcome on a slot machine or video poker game is average. Jackpot´s do get won on a daily basis and you can read about them all the time on various online casino news pages.

Of course the games that win you big money are the unpredictable high odds games. You are not going to win much money betting $10 on red on a roulette table!! However if you bet $1000 on number 17 on a roulette table and it comes in then you get a cool $36,000 winnings. But it´s a long shot.

The big wins in a casino come on slot games. Every slot game has a mega jackpot, even when you are not paying or playing the progressive pot. Getting the top symbol combination on a top video slot game like Playtech´s “What´s Cooking” will net you 10,000 to 1. Playing this on a $10 line bet will give you a nice wedge… and of course if you do get the 5 wild card symbols on a payline there is also a good chance that you will have 3 or 4 wildcard symbols on one of the other paylines that you are playing. That will add another 1000 to 1 or 100 to 1 cash win.

The online casino´s don´t mind a good winner every now and again. A big win at online casino can give good publicity and attract more players. Someone has to win the jackpot sometime. The key is to gamble a reasonable stake on a long odds game. Playing slots is ideal for this because you get paid on every combination of smaller win whilst waiting for the jackpot. Play max lines and you will eventually get your reward. It happens more often than you would think.

Reports this week show that a lucky punter won just under 1,000,000€ on a slot machine at Sporting Bet Online Casino playing a 27€ bet. This happened in the same week that the Mega Moolah progressive jackpot was scooped by a lucky guy… the jackpot had been growing for weeks and weeks until “Klaus E” places a 50 cent wager and grabbed just over $5.5 million.

Every online casino will offer big jackpots on certain games to attract gamblers to their casino. Every so often a large payout will happen.. You just have to be their to be in with a chance of it being you..

Some news just in is that the American Harvard Medical School have been doing an indepth study into online gambling and the different behaviours between male and female. As if they have nothing better to do with their time!! But that said the results are quite interesting.

Over 40,000 people were included in the study about their online gambling habits… a good cross section of ages and sexes was included in the study to give complete coverage.

Women perform sportsbook gambling better then men. They wager more and more often. A womans average sportsbook bet is €15 whereas on average men will bet only €11. Womens bet frequency is also 15% higher than mens.

The interesting fact, well at least I find it quite interesting, is that people who bet big, higher bet amounts, tend to lose less money. In an online casino I can see how this works. Most of the games are pretty much fixed odds. Gambling €1 to win €2 is not great. Especially on casino slots games. Playing max bet with €25 can win you a small fortune, but max bet on 1 cent is likely to win you perhaps €1. It transpires that those wagering an average of €44 per single event will eventually lose 9% of their total outlay. Those betting less at an average of €1 per bet will lose as much as 18% of the total money they bet.

It goes to show that if you are an online gambler it pays to play with big stakes and bet high. The risks are greater but there is more chance of winning and when you do win you will win an awful lot more.

I wonder what study they will come up with next?

What exactly is a welcome bonus or deposit bonus? A bonus is termed as something that you are given extra on top of what you are expecting. Now some online gamblers expect a bonus everywhere they go however this goes against what the real meaning of “bonus” actually is.

It is nice to get a bonus. It is a little extra present that thanks someone for their actions. If you do well at work you expect to get paid. You get paid to do well at work.. if you don´t do well you will get the sack. Your reward for doing well is getting a paycheck at the end of the week (or month)… Now if you do something extra, that is perhaps beyond just doing well at your job you might be lucky enough to get a bonus. Therefore a bonus should be termed as an unexpected extra gift given in return for something special.

So if that is the terminology for bonus then why do online casinos use the term bonus for everything they give. The casino bonus should be treated as a normal bonus… and unexpected extra gift. You go to a land based casino and give the croupier a $100 bill, you expect to receive a $100 worth of chip. You do not expect a bonus on top.

Online casinos give a welcome and deposit bonus as a little extra gift to thank players for choosing and depositing money at their casino. There are so many online casinos to choose from, and they are have the same games so they need to make their online casino stand out from the others. They do this with bonuses and promotions. Also because online casinos have less over heads than a land based casino they can give a little bit back to the player by way of bonuses and increased payouts.

Some internet casinos will be able to give away thousands of dollars as bonuses and promotions in return for your loyalty and deposits. This means that you are in affect able to play the best online casino games for free. Just think. You deposit $250 dollars at dollars at La Isla Casino and they give you another $250 dollars free. You now have $500 dollars to gamble with. If you do the correct wagering this money all becomes your real money and is available for withdrawal. Now if you make a second deposit of $100 La Isla Casino will give you another $150. This means that you have paid $350 and the casino have given you $400. How good is that.

Of course you can´t just withdraw the money. There is a minimum wagering requirement. For slots games this is 12 times the deposit plus the bonus. Therefore you have to stake $4600 dollars on slot machine games before you can withdraw any funds. It seems a lot but in fact it is not that much.

If you play a good casino slot game with a good bonus feature you can normally break even (there or thereabouts), remember an online casino normally has an average payout percentage of between 95% and 98%. You start with $750 dollars and go on the slots. Do autoplay of 30 spins and $10 per spin. That´s a wager of $300. At the end of the 30 spins you balance will be somewhere between $700 and $800. Do this 20 times and your total wager will be $6000. Your balance will be somewhere between $600 and $900.

As you have made the minimum wagering requirement you can now withdraw. If your balance is $600 you can withdraw your originally deposited $350 and leave the $250 in the casino account.

This is how you get to play the casinos for free, but still have the thrill of a real money game… Of course any winnings that you get you keep. This is the way to play an online casino and beat them at their own game.

Good luck.